Social media has become a popular go-to for those who want to vent about their emotions and feelings. And no subject is more fascinating than romantic relationships. It doesn’t matter whether you wish to joke about it, share your pain, share the facts, or just talk poetically.
Putting your thoughts and emotions into words and sharing them can help you overcome betrayal, especially when it comes to cheating. Here are some interesting cheating captions to post on Instagram to express how you feel.
Funny Cheating Captions
Humor is an underrated tool for self-empowerment. Being able to make fun of yourself or your misfortunes helps you grow stronger and laugh, which is a positive exercise. Here are some funny cheating captions to use for Instagram.
#1. A fake boyfriend will put a lock on his phone. A real boyfriend will say, “Hey baby, can you read that text for me?”
#2. Cheat on a good woman and karma makes sure you end up with the bitch you deserve.
#3. Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue doesn’t just happen to fall under another girl’s mouth!
#4. Facebook is like a relationship. Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox.
#5. Cheating on a good woman is like failing an open-book test.
#6. Do not expect a yellow card when you cheat someone, because that is always a red card.
Sarcastic Cheating Captions
Sarcastic quotes and sayings about cheating are another way to get the poison out after a toxic break-up.
#7. Congratulations, you lost me.
#8. Don’t apologize and then do it again.
#9. I don’t know what’s worse: that you cheated on me, or that you cheated on me with someone so ugly.
#10. If you discover your partner is cheating, drink like it’s your last party, blame everyone else for your problems, let binging be your new favorite hobby, and, by all means, F@CK!NG PANIC.
#11. The animals are setting examples for faithfulness while humans are setting examples for betrayal.
#12. Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don’t even deserve to be an issue.
Unique Cheating Captions
Here are some cheating captions you don’t get to see every day.
#13. Cheating isn’t always kissing, touching, or flirting. If you gotta delete text messages so your partner won’t see them, you’re already there.
#14. Cheaters prosper until there are enough who bear grudges against them, which stops them from prospering.
#15. I don’t miss him; I miss who I thought he was.
#16. If a girl asks you a question, it’s better to just give her the truth. Chances are she is asking you because she already knows the answer.
#17. If another woman steals your man, there’s no better revenge than letting her keep him. Real men can’t be stolen.
#18. Thank you for leaving my side when I needed you. It helped me realize I can do so much more without you.
Clever Cheating Captions
Adding some wit and intelligence to your Instagram captions sets you apart and shows strength and resilience. There’s no better way to make cheaters regret their actions.
#19. A relationship is not a test. So why cheat?
#20. Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.
#21. He who stands for nothing will fall for love or money.
#22. Relationships sink when there are too many passengers.
#23. I’m a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you again.
#24. I’m proud of my heart. It’s been played, burned, and broken, but somehow still works.
Heartbreaking Cheaating Captions
Sometimes the best catharsis is in releasing your truest and deepest emotions. Here are some heartbreaking cheating captions to channel your emotions undisguised. If you’re lucky, someone special may reach out to you in support.
#25. I gave my heart to a person who loved me, who wanted to be with me. Who ultimately was scared of all I offered.
#26. The flowers that I gave you, the nights that we spent. The rides that we took, the hugs that we exchanged, everything reminds me of your love. But then I realized they were all not true.
#27. You were one person I thought who could never hurt me… Guess I was wrong…
#28. You knew damn well what you were doing. You knew damn well who you were breaking.
#29. I refuse to be subjected to your mind games and lies. I will not play a part in your constant drama. You will not manipulate me, nor will you control me.
#30. I trusted you but now your words mean nothing to me, because your actions spoke the truth.